Losing & Boozing Don’t Mix Well As Rival Chicago White Sox & Cubs Fans Fight...
If I were a Chicago White Sox fan, I'd be screaming into my own mirror like Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler, hopefully minus the accidental slice wound on my hand from the broken glass. I'd be...
View ArticleBrittney Griner Tears Up During The National Anthem At The Olympics After...
Got a new appreciation for that national anthem, eh? Brittney Griner and the US women's basketball team brought home the gold on the final day of the Olympics with a win over France. And as the medals...
View ArticleStetson Bennett IV Might Be Yeeting Himself Out Of The NFL With FOUR INTs In...
I swear this isn't an implicit dual-meaning dig at Stetson Bennett, who took a hiatus from football during his rookie NFL season last year for unspecified off-field issues, but the dude basically was...
View Article“He’s A Piece Of Crap”– Joey Logano Was Furious After Austin Dillon Wrecked...
NASCAR is BACK. The sport has been on a two-week hiatus for the summer Olympics. But tonight, the Cup Series was back in action at Richmond for the first race after the extended break. And in true...
View ArticleUnpopular Opinion: Matt Kuchar Finishing Wyndham Championship By Himself On...
The Internet mob is coming after Matt Kuchar for forcing tournament organizers at the Wyndham Championship to stick around through Sunday night and watch him play out the 18th hole on his own, because...
View ArticleBoston Red Sox Outfielder Jarren Duran Apologizes For Homophobic Slur...
Those hot mics will get ya. Unfortunately for athletes, they're often surrounded by microphones that can pick up what they say anywhere on the field - whether that's what they're there for or not. And...
View ArticleNASCAR Doesn’t Rule Out Taking Away Austin Dillon’s Richmond Win: “Awful...
Austin Dillon is in the playoffs - for now. NASCAR returned from a two-week hiatus last night, with the Cup Series hitting the track at Richmond Raceway for the Cook Out 400. And in true short track...
View ArticleBozeman Police Chief Says ‘Yellowstone’ Is Partly Responsible For Increased...
It's no secret that Yellowstone is directly responsible for putting a massive spotlight on the state of Montana, and while that might mean tourism dollars for local businesses, it also means a lot of...
View ArticleViral Olympic B-Girl Raygun Returns Home To Australia & Breakdances For Fans...
Tip of the cap to anyone in this life who qualify for the Olympic Games. It's an honor to represent your country on the grandest, most prestigious international athletic stage imaginable. Not all...
View ArticleMalika Andrews Couldn’t Have Been More Chill As Earthquake Shook ESPN Set
If we go by Ernest Hemingway's definition of courage as grace under pressure, ESPN's Malika Andrews had the heart of a lioness during the 4.7 magnitude earthquake that hit the Los Angeles area on...
View ArticleTyreek Hill Accuses Noah Lyles Of Faking Sick After 200m Bronze, Thinks He...
Maybe if we put Noah Lyles in football pads, he'd have a hard time matching the "game speed" of one Tyreek Hill. Even in that instance, though, Lyles has engineered himself to perfect the art of...
View ArticleThe Jets’ Clown Show Mismanagement Of Haason Reddick Culminates In The NFL’s...
The collective brain cells between the Jets front office and star pass-rusher Haason Reddick make me buy into the recent study that concluded New York City's subway commuters are exposed to an...
View ArticleRed Sox Outfielder Jarren Duran Suspended For Anti-Gay Slur Directed At...
Gonna get a little vacation. During yesterday's game against the Houston Astros, Duran was caught on the broadcast responding to a heckling fan with a homophobic slur. The fan could be heard yelling at...
View ArticleCJ Stroud Writes “Trust God” Signing Poster Of His Face Photoshopped On Jesus
The Houston Texans not only have a good quarterback in CJ Stroud - they've also got a great role model. Professional athletes are often idolized, but Houston Texans quarterback CJ Stroud is letting...
View ArticleJoey Logano Drives Up To Austin Dillon’s Wife & Child On Pit Road, Spins...
NASCAR returned from a two-week hiatus this past weekend, with the Cup Series hitting the track at Richmond Raceway for the Cook Out 400. And naturally with short track racing, it wasn't short of...
View ArticleBud Light Sales Continues To Slip, Now Surpassed By Modelo & Michelob UItra...
The Bud Light backslide continues. Prior to the spring of 2023, the light beer brand was the best selling in all of the land. Bud Light, which is owned by Anheuser-Busch InBev, was the undisputed...
View ArticleKirk Herbstreit Doubles Down After Saying Men Don’t Belong In Women’s Sports:...
Standing by what he said. Of course Kirk Herbstreit is one of the most respected college football analysts on TV right now. The former Ohio State quarterback and current host of College GameDay is one...
View ArticleTitans QB Will Levis Announces Mayonnaise Fragrance “Parfum De Mayonnaise,”&...
Will Levis continues to go all in on his mayonnaise obsession. The Tennessee Titans quarterback is entering into his sophomore season in the NFL, and before he started his professional football...
View ArticleDale Earnhardt Jr. On His Parents Sending Him To Military School: “Why Don’t...
Gotta think that was quite the culture shock. Growing up the son of the legendary Dale Earnhardt, you probably didn't have to worry about much. I mean obviously Earnhardt was a strict father, and I'm...
View Article“I Yearn For The Urn”– 85 Year Old Lady Is PUMPED About The Beach-Themed Urn...
Age is just a number. Though at some point, it certainly doesn't hurt to start planning for some of the not-so-fun, end-of-life things. Don't get me wrong, you shouldn't spend your youthful years...
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