“Watch Your Hair!”– Eagles Tailgater Takes Flamethrower To Grill During Early Morning Interview With Philly Reporter

Totally normal behavior. Has to be 100% safe, too. I'm scared enough when it comes to fireworks. Never mind taking a freaking flamethrower to a tailgate grill setup like this green-dye-bearded Philadelphia Eagles fan did before the a** crack of dawn. Wouldn't expect anything less from a Philly Man, who might as well be the Northern equivalent of Florida Man at this point. Eagles fans are in such a perpetual drunken stupor of psychosis with Philly cheesesteaks sludging up their digestive tracts that they can't help but do ridiculous, hilariously casual things like this while possibly contact-high inebriated. https://twitter.com/CrossingBroad/status/1857072828324921369 Like yo, maybe it's just me, but telling a local reporter how you couldn't sleep the night before, and then operating a flamethrower mere feet away from her and her cameraperson? Maybe wait until they're out of the prospective blast radius next time. The comedic timing is impeccable here, too: "Live at the Linc: Brenna Weick, NBC 10 News. Go Bi -- *FLAMETHROWER IGNITION* --rds." At least it doesn't seem like this guy started drinking yet. Waking up at 2:50 a.m. excited to do anything sounds like a great place to be in life, so who am I to judge if he wants to take a flamethrower to his grill? Seems just a tad extreme to me, but as a non-meat-eating Beta Lib Cuck Boy-Man, I can't say I'm privy to optimal grill master SOPs. The off-camera man in the studio, presumably next to the woman on the main TV feed, while witnessing the person with the flamethrower do his thing, said, "Watch your hair!" as Brenna Weick did her best to keep any stray locks from getting too close to the flame. I think she was at a safe distance and I'm being hyperbolic about all this for dramatic effect, but blasting a flamethrower into a small space with multiple humans in the vicinity is a bold strategy, Cotton. If somebody starts rioting after an Eagles loss tonight and cars are turned over/set afire, we have a primary suspect as to who did it. if this guy's been up since 2:50 a.m., gets any booze into his system and has inhaled flamethrower fumes, imagine what he might be capable of once the game ends. Or he's just gonna go classic old man, as this comments suggests. https://twitter.com/SugarSmith123/status/1857078300729905279 As for the Thursday Night Football of it all, I guess I get the elder statesman's enthusiasm for tonight's NFC East tilt between the Iggles and the Washington Commanders. Don't let the fact that the Eagles are 7-2, atop the division, and in line for the No. 2 seed cloud how the Philly faithful could take a verbal blowtorch to their own players if s**t goes sideways. Eagles stans are one loss/phenomenal Jayden Daniels performance away from feeling like the sky is falling. They shouldn't lose. They have a far superior roster, home-field advantage, and a highly-paid franchise quarterback of their own in Jalen Hurts. Except that's the problem. Daniels already looks superior to Hurts in almost every way. If you don't count the cheap, gimmicky Tush Push play that inflates Hurts' numbers, the rookie Daniels is a far cheaper, 2.0 version of Hurts and is a far more precise passer than his division rival has ever been. I'm obviously trolling, exaggerating, and embellishing a little with that last paragraph. Hurts is playing well this season now that he has a semi-competent play-caller again in Kellen Moore. However, it'd be hard not to play well if you have any competence at all with weapons like Saquon Barkley, AJ Brown, DeVonta Smith and Dallas Goedert. Oh yeah, and an offensive line that's still inside the top 10 in the NFL or thereabouts despite Jason Kelce's retirement. Sorry Grill Guy. Go Commies.