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Oilers Fan & Playboy Model Kait Predicts “The Cup Is Coming Back To Edmonton” In Steamy New Shower Video

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Everyone's pretty well-acquainted with Kait by now, right? The Edmonton Oilers fan who lifted her shirt at a game, achieved viral fame, and inked a deal with Playboy is now reporting exclusively before Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final that her team is going to seal the deal on Monday night. Despite the Florida Panthers owning home-ice advantage, they did blow a 3-0 lead in the series to get to this grand finale. Kait has never wavered in her support of Edmonton since her 15 minutes that turned into much more than that, and in an exclusive report from her shower, in the nude, with a shower seltzer in hand, she's predicting that the Oilers will win. https://twitter.com/spittinchiclets/status/1805366837347319974 Shout out to my former employer for the exclusive footage. Kait has been seen with the Chiclets dudes lately, along with a sad boi Panthers stan named Nicky Smokes whose team loses every single game he attends in person. My least sincere condolences to him, if only because Florida closing out the Cup sooner would've meant less Kait-related content. Kait is killing it. No other way to say it. In case you haven't seen some of her shots from Playboy yet, here you go: https://twitter.com/Playboy/status/1804259018959131112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1804259018959131112%7Ctwgr%5Ecbc048aa34aeb88234e47c16619c02a2a0df6bd1%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.whiskeyriff.com%2F2024%2F06%2F21%2Fviral-edmonton-oilers-good-luck-charm-who-flashed-hockey-crowd-featured-in-playboy%2F The Oilers have Kait's ethereal, divine aura behind them, along with that of Shania Twain and the immaculately good vibes that their franchise cornerstone, Connor McDavid, sent out into the universe 11 years ago today: https://twitter.com/cmcdavid97/status/349363142704377856 Is it McDavid's time tonight? Kait referred to his nickname McJesus in her sultry vid, and well, McDavid is just taking it to a whole other level with that tweet from 2013. If you don't live in Florida, or aren't a lifelong Panthers fan, what are you even doing if you're cheering for them tonight? It'd be the bubble bursting to end all bubble bursts. And there'd be a zero point zero percent chance of seeing Kait flash the entire city of Edmonton (and most of the Internet) again during the Oilers' Stanley Cup parade. Do you readers really want to be the ones who put that type of energy out into the universe for Game 7? Shame on you, if so. OK that's about as suggestive of prose as I feel comfortable with at this point in time. Wishing Kait, McDavid, and the Oilers all the best this evening.

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