Free Fireball… but there’s a catch.
Senior discounts are a dime-a-dozen, and they’re obviously deserved. It only makes sense that the people that have had to put up with life the longest get a break on the back nine (golf metaphor, hopefully you are following). Those in their twilight years deserve to occasionally get twi-LIT, just like they did in their younger years.
Enter Fireball Whiskey.
In an effort to salute those who are 90-years-old and above, the cinnamon whiskey brand has decided to give away a lifetime supply of Fireball to some lucky winners. Those that are interested have until March 31 (the 90th day of the year) to enter into the contest. And yes, you can sign up on behalf of someone… the internet can be tricky for the greatest generation.
All you have to do is head over to LifetimeSupplyOfFireball.com and fill in the proper information, upload a photo of the nominee, answer the question “How do you (or how does your nominee) keep the mischief alive at 90+?” and then register. For those 90 and above that are registering themselves…Fireball is kindly offering a mail-in option as well.
To be clear, the catch is that a “Lifetime Supply” of Fireball at the age of 90 might not be all that long. I’m not trying to be harsh here… I truly hope that whoever wins lives until they are 120 and gets to throw back countless Fireball shots for decades. But clearly, the fine folks over at Fireball aren’t exactly counting on that. And honestly, it sounds like they’re trying to speed it up because there’s no way that somebody who’s regularly downing shots of Fireball is going to make it much longer anyway.
Danny Suich, the Global Brand Director for Fireball, excitedly announced the heartwarming (and throat-burning) contest and pointed out that all of the grandmas and grandpas out there do tend to like Fireball:
“We’ve seen them all over social, we’ve heard directly from the source, and we can confirm one undeniable truth: senior citizens love Fireball. And who are we to argue with their years of wisdom? After all, they were born right as Prohibition was ending and have been breaking barriers and bringing the heat ever since.
It’s time to celebrate the 90 plus crowd, the party royalty who never stopped turning up. When you’ve been partying for 90 plus years, you don’t slow down, you keep the good times going long after closing time. We’re honored to be part of our fans’ victory laps… and their wake-up call after a well-deserved nap, too.”
To be honest, I love everything about this.
Before entering the contest, it might be a good idea to read the fine print of the contest. For those interested – and hoping to potentially extend the Fireball giveaway – just know that there are some rules that would prevent the lifetime supply from being manipulated.
-No passing down/around the winnings
-No “whiskey inheritance”
-No claiming of Fireball after death
This is strictly a contest for those that were born in the year of or before 1935. So if you care about your elderly loved ones, and if they fit the criteria for this giveaway (and if they just so happen to love cinnamon whiskey), you’ve got to get them signed up PRONTO.
I’m quite literally calling my grandad as I type this out…
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