We sure this was DFW and not Bush International Airport?
Everybody knows how stressful air travel can be these days. You fight to get through security, have to worry about whether your plane’s going to be on time, get herded onto the plane like cattle and have to spend hours in the air next to somebody who may or may not have showered the night before while you fight for your rightful space on the armrest…it’s an all around terrible experience.
It’s no surprise that we see so many passengers freaking out on airplanes. But this woman apparently didn’t even make it to the gate before losing her shit – or her clothes.
Wild video shows a woman wearing nothing but her shoes freaking out in the middle of Dallas Fort Worth International Airport, screaming as she opens bottles of water and empties them on a man who appears to be an airport employee of some kind trying to get her under control.
But understandably the man was a little hesitant to grab a naked woman who was clearly not in her right mind, and she ends up running off as passengers scatter and others look on in shock.
At one point the woman screams that she “speaks all languages, motherfucker” before running to a nearby gate and takes off her shoes, throwing them at the television screens hanging above the gate agent’s desk until they finally break.
There doesn’t seem to be any information about what was going on here, or why the woman was losing her mind. There was speculation that she had mixed Xanax and alcohol before a flight, or smoked some weed that had been laced with something, or even just taken an Ambien, but at this point who knows what (if anything) she was on.
We also don’t know if she was arrested after the two minute long video, though I’d say it’s a safe bet that she didn’t make her flight and got a trip to jail (or a mental hospital) instead.
I’m not going to embed the video here because it’s obviously NSFW, but if you want to see it you can click here or find it over on Twitter, where people are both amused and horrified at the wild scene:
“Three too many airport mimosas maybe”
“My airport never has quality entertainment like that. Only the occasional guitar or violin player.”
“She misunderstood what she would find in Terminal D.”
“Kanye West just found his new wife”
“I don’t see any wedding band and that is just my brand of crazy I’ve been shopping for….”
“She must have breezed right through TSA.”
“Better airport viewing than CNN.”
“First they name a highway after bush, now they’re gonna have to name the terminal too”
“Friendly warning: don’t mix Xanax with alcohol.”
It would have been better if it was Tiffany Gomas pic.twitter.com/imYdcmBu3Y
— Ankush sharma (@Aku_700) March 26, 2025
I mean, it worked out pretty well for Tiffany Gomas, the viral “that motherfucker is not real” lady, but she also kept her clothes on and didn’t destroy anything during her meltdown.
Airports, man. They’re a different world.
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