Can’t put a price on freedom. And if you’ve got $1.7 million laying around, you could have the freedom to walk around in your birthday suit at your very own resort.
Serendipity Resort, a nudist resort located in Cleveland, Georgia, recently hit the market for a surprisingly low price for anybody who’s interested in owning your own resort.
The Zillow listing for the property describes the resort as “a thriving nudist resort nestled in a serene natural environment.” Located in northern Georgia in the Blue Ridge Mountains, the 42-acre resort promises “privacy and tranquility for owners and guests” and features a large pool and clubhouse, along with a sauna and hot tub.
According to the listing:
“This well-established resort offers a unique lifestyle experience catering to a discerning clientele seeking relaxation, freedom and community.”
There’s also an on-site cafe where you can relax and grab a bite to eat after a long day of skinny dipping or butthole sunning, as well as a community dining room and lounge.
Serendipity Park appears to still be open while it’s on the market, so if you’re interested in checking it out, you’re in luck – as long as you’re comfortable getting naked, which the website explains is required:
“Serendipity Park is a clothing comfortable facility, which means that we want everyone to have the time that they need in order to become acclimated and comfortable, and no one is going to pressure you to disrobe. But ultimately, everyone is expected to be nude, weather permitting, and total nudity is ALWAYS required in the pool and the spa.”
But there are also a few restrictions, including on body decorations:
“Rules of thumb: dainty, inconspicuous, low-profile jewelry is fine. If you look like you did a naked belly-flop into a giant tackle box, then no. Tattoos must not be offensive, and you know who you are…
We can’t have you frightening the children, And we shouldn’t have to explain to our younglings why you have a Master padlock hanging from your… (true story.) Remember, limit the body jewelry to inconspicuous and low-profile and nobody gets their feelings hurt.”
And if you’re wanting to make a weekend out of it, you’re in luck because there’s onsite camping as well:
“A highlight of the property is the expansive Blue Creek that borders the property offering a peaceful backdrop for leisurely nature walks. Resort offers long-term and short-term rentals with the option of 6 fully equipped cabins, 6 50Amp RV sites, 27 30Amp RV sites, 3 pop-up camper sites and 2 separate primitive camping fields.”
All of this for less than $2 million? That’s peanuts for a resort where you can just hang out naked by the pool all day.
It looks like the resort has been on the market for a while, originally being listed back in July of last year and recently dropping the price by…$100. Not sure what happened that made them knock $100 off, but maybe I don’t want to know.
Regardless, you’re probably going to want to sanitize the place if you end up buying it, especially those wooden chairs in the dining room. But for under $2 million, to have your own resort in the mountains to just walk around naked all day? Sign me up.
