Now’s your shot, gentlemen.
Well, not really, because she’s still engaged. But actress Sydney Sweeney recently postponed her wedding to her fiancé of three years, Jonathan Davino.
The couple were first linked together back in 2018, and made headlines because of the age gap between the 27-year old actress and 41-year old Davino. And they were reportedly engaged in 2022, with plans to get married this coming May.
According to TMZ the wedding was pushed back due to the couple’s busy schedule, with Sweeney being one of the hottest names in Hollywood right now and Davino doing…well, it’s not exactly clear what he does.
There were rumors that he was heir to a pizza business in Chicago, but Sweeney shut those down and said that the couple laughed at the speculation that he was a restauranteur. His family owns technology companies 14th Round and Final Bell, which are both in the cannabis industry, but I can’t really find anything about what Davino actually does.
Either way, the wedding has been postponed to an unknown date at this point – and the news of the postponement has dudes on the internet rejoicing that Sweeney won’t be locked down in the near future.
Apparently some guys think they still have a shot with the blonde bombshell, seeing the postponement as a sign of trouble in paradise:
Every man in America rn https://t.co/y2uQoOe4UA pic.twitter.com/BcwnJov7F2
— Kevin Dombrowski (@KevinDombrowski) February 25, 2025
SYDNEY SWEENEY DO YOU FUCK WITH 5’8 BOYS WITH NICE HAIR AND WHO SIMP AND LOVE THE RAVENS AND WORK IN MIDDLE OFFICE AND UHHH AND UHHHHH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE https://t.co/JAJ0jAkvEV
— F Train Freddy (@TheOpsWarrior) February 25, 2025
This is huge for me https://t.co/kT696zOQgQ
— Matt (@homemade937) February 25, 2025
https://x.com/8biteric/status/1894193962090426414
https://x.com/DevinGriffo/status/1894460393688383914
https://x.com/jelqme/status/1894281408388239709
Of course my guess is that if there’s something more going on here and Sweeney finds herself back on the market, she wouldn’t have much trouble finding a new lover.
The actress has cemented her status as a modern-day sex symbol since starring in her breakout role with the HBO series Euphoria. The blonde bombshell has embraced her body as she’s openly talked about how she’s happy that her mom talked her out of getting a breast reduction in high school, calling her boobs her “best friends.”
During a hosting gig on SNL, Sweeney even appeared as a Hooters girl after encouraging writers to make jokes about her boobs during her appearance.
And let’s be honest, it’s not hard to see why she’s so popular.
SYDNEY SWEENEY. pic.twitter.com/ZCvHuaVayf
— juju
(@ayeejuju) August 16, 2024
(@ayeejuju) Sweeney recently set the internet on fire with an ad for Dr. Squatch soap that was dripping with sexual innuendo, featuring the actress sitting in a bathtub and talking to all the “dirty little boys” out there, encouraging them to switch to Dr. Squatch to “finally get the attention you deserve.”
For my dirty little boys out there, upgrade to Dr. Squatch Natural Body Wash.
For men who prefer natural
@sydney_sweeney pic.twitter.com/BRYrIHV17v
— Dr. Squatch (@DrSquatchSoapCo) October 2, 2024
Just some brilliant marketing right there.
And pretty much every time she posts a new photo she has dudes going crazy for her, like her recent Instagram thirst trap that she posted after trolls were calling her “mid” and “chunky” in some paparazzi bikini shots:
If you look at the comments on her post, they usually range from flirtatious to horny to downright creepy:
“Dear Santa: this.”
“Spit on me”
“She broke the internet again”
“If she farted I’d close the window”
“the love of my life, i would trade my own mother for you”
“Don’t zoom in… don’t zoom in… don’t zoom in… damn.”
“Is this the same woman trolls were calling ugly a few days ago? Are they blind?”
“God bless the trucks that transported the cement used to build the hospital where you were born”
“God I love that she knows, and blesses us anyway”
“weird way to ask me out, but yes.”
Unfortunately for those guys, it sounds like Sweeney and Davino still plan on getting married at some point in the future. But hey, shoot your shot while you still have a chance. (You don’t have a chance, but it makes for great content anyway).
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