How could this have happened?
In what can only be a sign of just how far we’ve fallen as a society, there’s currently an arms race of sorts going on among OnlyFans stars to see who can sleep with the most men in one day.
A couple of months ago, British woman Lily Phillips made headlines when she decided to sleep with over 100 men in one day and stream her marathon sex session on her subscription site.
The owner of the AirBnb where Phillips filmed the scene wasn’t exactly happy about it, revealing that they had no idea what the reservation was for. And AirBnb also banned her from the platform for violating the site’s rules, although I didn’t realize that there was anything in the fine print about getting railroaded during your stay. Learn something new every day I guess.
Phillips also released a documentary on her between-the-sheets feat, and announced plans to go even further this year and sleep with 1,000 men in a single day. But she also drew the attention of the United States government, when border patrol warned her that if she tried to pull off the stunt while she was in the US for the AVN Awards (basically the porn industry’s Academy Awards) she would be banned from entering the country.
Well Phillips decided to hold off on her stunt, but apparently somebody else beat her to it. Rival OnlyFans star Bonnie Blue posted a video of her own marathon sex session in which she had sex with 1,057 men in one day, beating Phillips to the record and stealing her thunder.
But as it turns out, actions have consequences, and speculation began swirling yesterday that Bonnie Blue is now pregnant.
First of all, that poor child. But second: Who could have seen this coming? How was she to possibly know that sleeping with over 1,000 men in one day could result in an unwanted pregnancy? (At least I assume it was unwanted, who knows these days).
Anyway, the British porn star sparked the rumors herself when she posted a picture to Instagram of her “cravings,” which surprisingly wasn’t a penis but pickles with chocolate sauce and sprinkles.
She also posted a picture of herself yesterday referring to herself as a “MILF,” which of course stands for “mom I’d like to fuck.” Never thought I’d have to break that one out in an article but hey, here we are.
Well immediately the internet began speculating that Bonnie Blue (whose real name is Tia Billinger) had found herself knocked up from her viral stunt.
And they had plenty of jokes about it too:
The Maury show gotta come out of retirement for this one https://t.co/ZTicGef1qz
— kira
(@kirawontmiss) February 19, 2025
(@kirawontmiss) Paternity test companies when they find out Bonnie Blue is pregnant: https://t.co/vl0MzP3Pz8 pic.twitter.com/3Icl5ATcT2
— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) February 19, 2025
Bonnie Blue's next video will be 1000 paternity tests.
— Redbecca (@RedRebeccax) February 19, 2025
Birth control is 99.9% effective so that means one baby out of 1000
— greg (@greg16676935420) February 19, 2025
Bonnie Blues daily contraception pill trying to do its job. pic.twitter.com/gUwGlNK13V
— Fat Old Sully (@CowboySull) February 18, 2025
Working out who got Bonnie Blue pregnant will be like trying to guess which baked bean made you fart
— Neil Renton (@RentsFaeLeith) February 18, 2025
Did you get Bonnie blue pregnant?
Number 567, it might be you pic.twitter.com/0zdglIUnFF
— daniel kidd (@Daniel_kidd7) February 18, 2025
When Bonnie Blue's DNA test for her child comes back negative. pic.twitter.com/iJkaMcGGZq
— Sir D Fens Ghost (@D_Fens_Ghost) February 19, 2025
Men queuing up for Bonnie Blue’s baby DNA test pic.twitter.com/LSnsygkmtb
— Robbie (@arctic_jambo) February 19, 2025
When the letter from Bonnie Blue's solicitor demanding you take a DNA test lands on your doormat… pic.twitter.com/Gy6HuqDchq
— My Name Is Earl (@cannock666) February 19, 2025
All the potential Dads at the Bonnie Blue baby gender reveal pic.twitter.com/EHYdTsFPsr
— Tristan Shout (@Millii_Vanillii) February 18, 2025
So there's a 99.9% chance you're not the father…
Poker players in train line: https://t.co/qdrsIBPoLz pic.twitter.com/2cfAObBZIp
— ClubWPT Gold (@ClubWPTGold) February 19, 2025
The morning after pill that Bonnie Blue needed. pic.twitter.com/keNLBQx4i7
— Sir D Fens Ghost (@D_Fens_Ghost) February 18, 2025
As of right now, Bonnie Blue hasn’t actually confirmed that she’s pregnant, and many believe that it’s just a big marketing stunt for…whatever she has planned next. But man, imagine being one of the 1,057 men she slept with and having to wait 9 months to find out if you’re the father or if it’s one of 1,056 other dudes. Lotta guys sweating right now and hoping that it’s all a stunt.
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