![Man With Leaking Colostomy Bag Refuses To Leave Las Vegas Casino Table Because He’s “On A Hot Streak”]()
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Can't just walk away from a heater.
I'm not a big gambler myself, but I've spent enough time in a casino to know how hard it is to walk away when you're winning. You hit a couple of hot hands at the blackjack table and start seeing those chips pile up, and pretty soon you've been there for 10 hours and have no idea what time it is after you've lost everything you came in with.
Happens to the best of us, but it's all part of the fun (for the most part).
But apparently one dedicated gambler refused to leave the table while he was on a hot streak - even when his colostomy bag started leaking.
According to Twitter account @SinCityAlerts, security was called to a casino on the Las Vegas Strip after a man's colostomy bag started leaking and his fellow players began to complain about the smell. But the dedicated gambler was refusing to go get it checked out, telling the pit boss that he was "on a hot streak and not leaving."
https://twitter.com/SinCityAlerts/status/1877784248154730888
Game respects game. If you get up and come back, you're back to square one.
Unfortunately we never got an update, but we can only assume the man was forced to end his heater early once security arrived because I'm pretty sure a leaky colostomy bag is some kind of health hazard...not to mention chasing away business from the casino. And we also don't know what game he was playing, but there were plenty of replies wondering if he happened to be playing craps.
Oh, and a lot of jokes about the "hot streak" coming out of his colostomy bag too:
https://twitter.com/AboveAverageA/status/1877799070929998080
Talk about some shitty luck at the casino...
Of course it's not the only time we've heard about a colostomy bag being used to wreak havoc. If you'll remember back to a couple years ago, a man was arrested at Kid Rock's downtown Nashville bar for allegedly swinging his colostomy bag at police and covering them with poo after being told to leave the bar.
The poo-flinging man was eventually arrested (thoughts and prayers for the poor officer who had to transport him to the clink) and at least one officer was temporarily out of service after having to run home to make a wardrobe change...though I feel like that's enough to just give him the night off after that.
Seems like both Nashville and Vegas have their own fair share of shit-stirrers. They don't call it Nash-Vegas for nothing.
Of course you never really know what you're going to get in a Las Vegas casino, aside from all of the degenerates sitting in front of the slot machines for hours on end.
Recently, a video went viral showing a brawl inside a casino after the National Finals Rodeo, featuring some wannabe cowboys with their ass crack hanging out and a woman who found out just how slippery those casino floors can be...
https://twitter.com/LasVegasLocally/status/1867403030502813853
Remember folks, what happens in Vegas ends up on the internet.