“Got A Little Bird Sh*t In My Mouth” – Winter Storm Takes Hilarious Turn When Little Girl Eats Snow

That's not what you want to hear as a parent when your child is playing in the snow. While California is facing horrific wildfires, the rest of the nation has been covered in a white blanket of snow. Texas has been hit with its annual snow and ice storm, leaving most citizens holed up for the next few days while the conditions return to normal. The winter tundra has also hit other parts of the southeast, leaving Kentucky and Tennessee dusted with snow. The kids being out of school due to the show means full-on snow days are in session, complete with sledding, snow angels, and snowball fights. Before sending their kids into the snow, parents warn their young about not eating the yellow snow. We all know that yellow snow means it's been peed on, and parents don't worry too much about other excretions from nature being mixed into the snow. However, this fear came true for one Kentucky mom whose child informed her she got a taste of mother nature in her mouth...and no, it was not a piece of grass. While this woman's daughter was playing in the snow, she went to eat some, and with it, she got a bite of bird sh*t. "I got a little bird sh*t in my mouth."  The daughter says this as she chews slightly and continues to clear snow off the armrest of a chair. The mother asks her daughter if that is true, and the daughter confirms it. Given that some bird sh*t can be white sometimes, you feel bad for the kid that it blended in perfectly with the white snow. Talk about a snow day surprise you don't want. Although, I'm wondering why she's able to confirm it's bird poop that quickly... is this a regular part of the diet? Nevertheless, the little girl is absolutely hilarious, and garnering some viral attention for it. The video has already earned more than 2 million views, and deservedly so.

@megancaitlyn420 How our morning is going #birdshit ♬ original sound - MeganCaitlyn420

The comments on this viral video did not disappoint; check out a few of our favorites. "This reminds me of the 'It’s freakin bats' girl." "She's so casual about it...lol." "I’m 52 and have never said this particular sentence. Have I really lived?" "I’ve played this about 10,000 times." "That's that mismatched gloves activity for sure." "And she's so unbothered." "So calm like it’s normal." "Hate it when that happens!" "Why do I have this on repeat, refusing to keep scrolling? I'm dead laughing." "She don’t care you can tell. She’s like oh well, I’m just going to keep playing." "Took it like a champ, too." "OMG I have laughed so much my stomach hurts!" "Oh, she's so honest. Please warn her about the yellow snow." "The mismatched gloves….she's my kind of people."