Wildin’ Mom At Denver Nuggets Game Busts Out X-Rated Dance For Fan Cam

To paraphrase Forrest Gump: Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. Depending on your taste, you'll either be repulsed or laugh incessantly at what happened when a broadcast for the Nuggets-Jazz game in Denver rolled the dice on their live broadcast fan cam. We get some mostly harmless footage of fans enjoying themselves at Ball Arena (lol), but out of nowhere, from the heavens, we get a lineup of what I presume is three generations of women — and one of them executes one of the most out-of-pocket moments ever captured on a camera lens at a sporting event. https://twitter.com/TedBuddy8/status/1852900732892250468 At first this lady simply appears excited to have a brief starring role, and starts to dance in her seat. It quickly devolves into the classic tongue-in-cheek BJ pantomime — right after an older woman who I assume is her mother points at her, as if to say, "You're gonna want to see this!" But my oh my, then we get a full-on, two-handed gesture like she's holding a pocket rocket with premium length and girth. Forgive me. I'm just trying to describe what happened as precisely as possible. This 17 seconds of glorious video caps off with, I believe, a father and son with excellent seats. It looks as if Dad is finding his way back to his seat, and his son is trying to explain to him what the hell happened. Then he's trying to react to being on camera himself. Or at least that's how it looks from here. Back to the main character of this story. If that's her daughter to her left, yiiikes. There's a fine line as far as what's "Cool Mom" behavior in a public setting. This feisty fan went so far over the line that you almost can't help but respect it despite the vulgarity of her fellatio-inspired gestures. We have to also grade this whole incident on a curve if, as I suspect, booze was involved. That Mile High City altitude is no joke. Unless you're making a deliberate attempt to hydrate, it's gonna be a rough go whenever you start drinking. Even if you're a resident of the Denver area, you can only acclimate so much before several adult beverages start getting you acting a fool more than you otherwise might closer to sea level. My last main thought about this: The real hero was the fan cam operator who refused to cut away. Sports games are supposed to be family-friendly environments to some degree. Sure, you get profanities from screaming fans and, unfortunately, some fights amongst fans or security personnel that get way too intense. Raise a glass today to the Nuggets' fan cam operator if you can. Among all the reactions I've seen to this, we may be on to something here: Hawk Tuah Girl Haliey Welch's Talk Tuah podcast may have a lead on a cohost who could help appeal to a slightly less youthful demographic. https://twitter.com/Jason/status/1853115235118268575 We'll see if that comes to fruition! I'd be leaning "no" but far weirder things have happened, have they not?