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“See This? Boop!”– Dad Of The Year Teaches His Young Daughter How To Steal Entire Halloween Candy Bowl

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“See This? Boop!” – Dad Of The Year Teaches His Young Daughter How To Steal Entire Halloween Candy Bowl

Dad steals candy

I'm not a dad, and I know the vast majority of dads out there are doing the best they can. But like, if you're trick-or-treating with your young daughter and the opportunity arises to teach her the age-old lesson about having integrity when you encounter an unguarded bowl of porch candy, don't do this. Am I being too soft? Perhaps big pops here figures they're at a suburban-looking residence, and even if a greedy punk kid becomes a Halloween thief of joy for other children as a practical "trick", the abode dwellers can just replenish their bowl with a another bag of candy. I'm trying to give the benefit of the doubt here. If I had to take this video at face value and give my gut reaction, though, this is wild behavior from the father. What's the wisdom being imparted here? That if people are too stupid, naïve, and trusting to leave a bowl of candy out front they deserve to get all of it taken by one kid? Cool, bro! https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1852101009536930237 So what if the candy can easily be replenished? I would bet the residents can see everything going on, given the presence of a camera that caught this greedy moron in the act. It's the principle of the thing. No consideration for the other trick-or-treaters? Really? Plus, your daughter is just getting more candy and increasing her chances of eating too much of it and getting sick. I'm sure I speak for most trick-or-treaters when I say we've been there before. Perhaps the worst but also funniest outcome would be that the dad just wanted a s**t ton of candy for himself. I would be rolling if that was the case and am legit laughing out loud at this hypothesis. We only have a scant amount of video to go off of, but evidently my imagination is running wild. The main takeaway here should be that dads shouldn't teach their daughters to be a candy bowl hog. It's poor form. Not a good look. If this is a microcosm of the type of lessons this dad teaches his little girl, I can't help but be a tad alarmed. You gotta love big man's onomatopoeic "Boop!" utterance to underscore the act of stealing. That's cherry on top for me in this super short film saga. You know what, sir? Maybe somebody should BOOP you for this immoral transgression. And no, I don't mean in the super pitch-dark comedic sense established in the exceptional Apple TV+ show Shrinking. Just so happens to be right in the wheelhouse of Halloween to share this clip. https://twitter.com/AppleTV/status/1848051364745891935 Anyway yeah, sometimes adults who should know better give us the perfect examples of what not to do. I can empathize with the candy-stealing dad in this sense: Most who have private failings like this don't have it shotgunned across the Internet for all to ridicule. Alas, here we are! Last point here: Now that the people who live at this house have reason to be suspicious in the coming years, they must make use of that window directly to the right of the front door. Have some kind of enormous fake skeleton or animatronic monstrosity scare the daylights out of anyone who tries to pull this crap. Maybe if that goes viral it'll discourage the vast majority of excess candy takers once and for all. Happy Halloween to all of you out there. Especially to Macaulay Culkin for dressing like Joe Burrow. Special salute, too, to Harrison Ford, who provided the connective tissue on the, "Boop!" line, is a GOAT-tier actor, and loves Halloween despite playing dress-up for a living. https://twitter.com/reviewwales/status/1282663434073649153

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