TikToker Exposes Menace Of A Man Who Peed Into Leaky Paper Bag Aboard An 8-Person Airplane

Any human being on the planet can relate to putting themselves in a tough spot that was 100% avoidable. It applies to countless life scenarios. We deserve to be easy on ourselves and try to laugh when it happens, and others deserve that same grace in many cases. This is not one of those cases. You know the drill: Crazy nonsense happening at an airport or on an airplane. News flash, right? Well this is a whole other level of human depravity. Courtesy of a TikToker named Nellie Blue, we have ourselves raw footage of a man who had a bathroom emergency aboard a flight without the luxury of a traditional lavatory to relieve himself. So he opted for the next-best thing available: Urinating into a paper bag. Nellie's narration and incensed reactions to such a traumatic life event are priceless. She summarizes her unanticipated, pee-desecrated journey on the "tiny scary plane" as follows:

"OK the craziest s**t just went down. Dude, someone peed in a bag, in a pla--- not plastic, paper bag. Right in front of me. Not two inches away from me. On this tiny plane 15 minutes into the air above Cape Cod. I'm bugging the f*** out. I'm so sorry, Cape Air, that this happened to you. I'm exposing this story."

@nellie_blue_eats This started as a cute plane ride from Boston to Bar Harbor, Maine on Cape Air and ended as a literal nightmare ! 🍁🦞🌊 #whatislife #fyp #boston #maine #capeair #airplane ♬ original sound - Nellie Blue

In the words of one commenter who Nellie deemed the best, "Gives this plane a new definition of a 'puddle jumper.'" Indeed. "Puddle Jumpers" are small airplanes designed for short trips such as the seemingly innocent, innocuous one Nellie embarked upon, only to be stricken with the stench of a strange man's urine. Did the other passengers on the eight-person plane know they were in the presence of paper bag pee? Nobody knows, but Nellie was fully aware of it, with an hour of flight time remaining. What a terrible situation. The only potential outs: 1) The man is very, very old; 2) The man has a health condition involving uncontrollable bladder issues; 3) A combination of the first two. Nellie doesn't give us a clear look at the guy's whole being in the video, but from what little I can see and based on how she's reacting, I'm almost certain the man doesn't meet my "outs" criteria. Here's why this is such a problem, in case it isn't self-evident. First of all, it's a short flight. Hold your bladder. Find a way. If you're boozing at the small airport bar beforehand and break the seal, sorry pal! That's on you! It's so inconsiderate to the other passengers, too. If you know you're a frequent pisser by nature, have the decency to carry, like, a designated container. Preferably a solid-colored/nontransparent one so we minimize the chances of seeing your spraying mantis in action. Another gripe of mine: The airport Nellie and Pee Guy were flying out of couldn't have been that big. It's not like you're facing some lengthy wait once you board the plane, either. There was plenty of time to run to the restroom prior to boarding. This guy didn't feel compelled to do so. Or just didn't care to, which frankly, is worse if true. Everything turned out mostly OK for Nellie. Looks like she's enjoying some beautiful fall foliage in Maine with her family. Just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time en route. Although I guess you'd argue it was the perfect place at the perfect time, because now Nellie is going viral. Good for you Nellie. Sorry about the pee, though.

@nellie_blue_eats (Post pee plane) e-bike ride on Mount Desert Island, Maine in Acadia Nat Park with tha fam! Vaction dad activated. #maine #mountdesertisland #acadianationalpark #ebike #newengland #familyvacation #fyp ♬ original sound - Nellie Blue