“Smartest Girl I’ve Ever Met”– Miami Student Goes Insanely Viral For Correctly Answering Very Basic Questions

I'm ready to call it, folks. Extra-terrestrial visitors searching for intelligent life, trust me: There's no need for you guys to bother with us. Now obviously I'm being hyperbolic. There is a lot of intelligent life here on Earth. However, I can't imagine any visitors from across the stars happening upon the strange landscape that is social media and finding this latest viral video. Here we have a Hawk Tuah Girl type of scenario. An on-street interviewer tees up a line of questioning, praying for comedic gold and Internet stardom. I respect the hustle. Whether it's "staged" or not, it takes the perfect intersection of response, the person it's coming from, their delivery, and a creative prompt to illicit the desired response. Cut to this footage of a man asking an attractive young woman what "WWW" stands for in a URL, which country is the largest by landmass, how many states are in the USA, what H2O equates to, and what CEO means. She answered all but that last one correctly. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBC9r1wNYkz/?hl=en Again, who cares if this is staged or not? I'm just more concerned that my generation and all the ones beneath me are cooked. The implicit, "Where can I find this woman?" in the X/Twitter caption shows how the most baseline intelligence goes a very, very long way. I'm sure this woman does just fine with prospective romantic suitors on her own. She didn't need a viral interview like this to enhance her prospects. But here we are! Now here's where things get weird. Our Hawk Tuah Girl type allegedly has voluminous niche knowledge of African countries. Listen to her rattle them off. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DA33fkfJdHX/?hl=en Sorry but you can't convince me that some trickery is going on here. Ain't no way this gal knows all that about international geography but thinks CEO means Certified Executive Officer. We appear to have figured out who she is, a University of Miami singer-songwriter by the name of Vivien. The first comment on this post refers to her CEO gaffe. https://www.instagram.com/viviennneeeeee/p/DAFdSequh9Z/?img_index=1 The reactions to the most widely-circulated interview clip tend to share my sentiment towards the latest Hawk Tuah Girl-adjacent spectacle. https://twitter.com/JeauxDirt/status/1846205863091945908 https://twitter.com/theonewithpeter/status/1846090868547072216 https://twitter.com/hawkyre_/status/1845932647220236381 https://twitter.com/vampc4t/status/1846189224820605308 https://twitter.com/kingofmercs/status/1846171203163066408 According to her IG profile, Vivien has a boyfriend, so all the college-age fellas and @Alphafox78 who hoped to woo her will have to wait a beat, or several, before getting their chance. Not much else to add other than, "Wow."