Ravens Fan Who Sucker Punched Commanders Fans & Said “I Don’t Lose!” Winds Up Losing His Job

As great as everything is going on the field for the Baltimore Ravens at the minute, one horrible fan of theirs couldn't be down much worse due to his own stupidity. A Ravens fan who's been identified as Jack Callis — somebody must've made a "callous actions" joke, right? — acted callously in the wake of Baltimore's win over the Washington Commanders on Sunday, sucker punching multiple Commies fans on the street and thinking he'd get away with it. Thankfully I don't need to break out that Aaron Paul Breaking Bad meme, because Callis ain't getting away with anything. An insurance agency based in Maryland named Maury Donnelly and Parr, Inc. announced that Callis was no longer employed, according to a report by Fox45 in Baltimore and tweets from his former employer: "MPD has a zero-tolerance policy for violence and aggressive behavior. This individual is no longer employed with our firm."

MDP has a zero-tolerance policy for violence and aggressive behavior. This individual is no longer employed with our firm.

— Maury Donnelly & Parr, Inc. (@MDPInsurance) October 14, 2024

https://twitter.com/FOXBaltimore/status/1846224946428580140 This guy sucks. Check out how pathetic he is. Never mind the guy filming who's encouraging such gross behavior. https://twitter.com/HaterReport_/status/1845801381719855608 Callis infamously says to the camera, "I don't lose!" as he flexes his arm. The classic moron's idea of what a tough/strong man looks like. That supposed mic drop line he ended the viral video with is now dripping with irony since he no longer has a job. If you want a better snapshot of who Jack Callis is, this TikTok summarizes the reaction on social media, where he was supposedly kicked out of three different private schools in the Baltimore area. one of the incidents that resulted in expulsion saw Callis allegedly put his genitals on a kid with special needs. https://www.tiktok.com/@evhandagain/video/7425999010080541982 There are other alleged transgressions that Callis was never held to account for. Anyway, Baltimore police are pursuing Callis with the intent to arrest him, and he could be in prison for as long as eight years. Sounds like some hard time behind bars is long overdue for this guy. Not just saying this as a rival AFC North fan, but Lamar Jackson gives off a weird aura, only furthered by his liking the Callis fight video on social media. I know NFL stars are under the microscope, but Lamar in particular seems to lash out and get super immature at the most inopportune times. Great quarterback. Have a lot of respect for his game. But man, what weird energy that was. Maybe it was an accident, who knows. The good thing about all this is, maybe Lamar liking the video only brought more attention to it, and in an odd way contributed to Callis getting his karmic comeuppance.