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Shannon Sharpe tried to deny it at first,
insisting that his Instagram was hacked and implying that he was not, in fact, live streaming a lion-growling sexual conquest to thousands of real-time viewers. But we all know the Hall of Fame tight end — I'm so sorry to bring up his position at this time...wait,
position? I'm making it worse... — is almost incapable of not keeping it real with the general public.
Turns out that live video, with the camera mercifully pointed at the ground or some other view-obstructing noun, was indeed Sharpe and some lovely lady named Michelle getting it on. Rather than skirt around the issue, in the latest episode of the
Nightcap podcast, Sharpe and his co-host Chad Ochocinco Johnson dove right into the saga. I love Ochocinco so much. He's such an agent of chaos.
When Sharpe asks Chad what he said, the man did not hold back: "You said, 'You're going to take this d**k!' I'm just saying, I ain't never heard you talk like that!"
https://twitter.com/fearedbuck/status/1834043527463936464
Then Ocho says Sharpe needs to work on his cardio because of how heavily and deeply he was breathing. When he went
there with it, I swear I don't recall laughing this hard at a real-life conversation in a very long time.
Not going to lie, I don't fully understand what Sharpe means when he refers to a woman's "ooh wee." But according to the transcription below, he suggests that if a lady has that "ooh wee", it's a, and I quote, "T and B — touch and bust" situation for him. LMAO. Like seriously, is this real life?
https://twitter.com/20kylies/status/1833942240101630329
Does he mean a big butt? Sharpe also refers to the "ooh wee" as a scunion. Urban Dictionary searches for these terms must be up approx. 20,000% right now. The fact that there's ambiguity and such weirdness in the way Sharpe is discussing his humiliating incident makes it even funnier.
Ocho tells Sharpe that it's not a good look to, ahem, admit to being a "T and B" guy. Unc must Jedi mind trick himself to last longer in the bedroom by thinking about football, or something completely unrelated. Or so Ocho's sage wisdom suggests. He would know, as
he and Terrell Owens once slept with 17 women in a 12-hour span.
Sharpe's sexual orientation has allegedly been called into question over the years, leading to this hilarious message from comedian Katt Williams:
https://twitter.com/fadeawaymedia/status/1834038779406852389
I need to just stop here and link you to the full pod. Not the screen-recorded video leak. You can search
Elon Musk's adult content X/Twitter for that. I've had enough of thinking about Sharpe in this context. Didn't spend a millisecond on it in my life before this.
Time to revert to status quo please and thank you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI0gRcSMEx8
