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Dale Earnhardt Used To Keep A Loudspeaker In His Truck So He Could Yell At...
On the track, you knew you needed to watch out when you saw that black #3 car behind you. But out on the road, you might not realize that Dale Earnhardt was coming up behind you - so the Intimidator...
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NFL Fans Lose Trust In Drake Maye After He Reveals He Puts Ketchup On His...
The NFL Draft is finally here. Today is the day when countless franchises across the country reinvigorate their hopes and dreams by selecting some of the top college prospects. After months of...
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The Rams’ Draft Mansion Always Slaps, But This Year They Outdid Themselves...
Water is wet, and the Los Angeles Rams don't have a first-round pick in this year's draft. Wait. They do!? The Rams' Twitter/X bio is very apropos: "A pick?? IN THE FIRST ROUND????" GM Les Snead's...
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Alligator Struts Across Tee Box, Halts Play At Zurich Classic In Louisiana
Well, that's not something you see everyday. Okay, the people of Louisiana might see it everyday, but most Americans don't typically have their round of golf interrupted due to a modern day dinosaur...
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Remember When The NFL Draft Ruined A Bunch Of Bachelorette Parties In Nashville?
It's that time of year again: The NFL Draft officially gets underway tonight. For football fans, it's one of the biggest events in sports between the Super Bowl and the kickoff of the new season. But...
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Doing The Math On The Strange, Puzzling Choice By The Atlanta Falcons To...
If you do the NFL Draft right, you shouldn't shock anyone when you make your pick. The Atlanta Falcons floored the rest of the NFL when they drafted quarterback Michael Penix Jr. out of Washington with...
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Notre Dame Standout Joe Alt Is Heading To The Chargers, But His Girlfriend Is...
Sometimes in life, you become a meme, and you can't do a damn thing about it. Think of all the memorable memes you've come across since the "meme" was invented. Bad Luck Brian, the Distracted...
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Caleb Williams Was A One-Man Electric Factory At The NFL Draft, Already Broke...
This isn't meant to be some dig at Caitlin Clark, where I take a misogynistic victory lap whilst shouting, "SEE!? The NFL and men's sports are king! You don't stand a chance!" Quite the contrary. Clark...
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Video Released Of Billionaire Panthers Owner (& Certified Man-Child) David...
What was first reported as a sort of casual, "Oh he wasn't that mad!" exchange turned out to be a full-blown petty kerfuffle in which Carolina Panthers owner David Tepper took issue with a sign outside...
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Idiots Are Actually Paying Over $600 For These Jeans That Make It Look Like...
What in the world is wrong with a good ol' pair of Wranglers? I think we can all agree that some people just have too much money. And it's not even the amount of money that they have that's the...
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“He Hung Up Because He Thought It Was A Prank”– Bill Belichick Recounts...
Bill Belichick traded in his coaching headset and sloppy sweatshirt for a microphone and a suit during the first round of the 2024 NFL Draft, and I have to say, he did a rather respectable job. The...
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The Internet Had Jokes About QB JJ McCarthy’s Mom Sitting Between His Dad &...
JJ McCarthy is heading to Minnesota. The Michigan Wolverines quarterback was officially drafted by the Minnesota Vikings with the 10th pick in the 2024 NFL Draft after the Vikings traded up with the...
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NASCAR Drivers Have Started Using Zyn In The Car To Help Them Focus During A...
If you ain't Zynnin', you ain't winnin'. I’m sure you’re familiar with Zyn by now, but the nicotine pouches have become a popular tobacco-free alternative to smoking, vaping, or chewing tobacco....
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Roger Goodell Wants To Eventually Get The NFL Schedule To Have The Super Bowl...
I can't believe I'm saying this but...is this a Roger Goodell win? It's not often that I give the NFL commissioner credit for...well, anything. (I'm also a Saints fan, so I still hold a grudge over the...
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Penn State Coach James Franklin Drove An Hour From Olu Fashanu’s House To...
Shoutout to Penn State head coach James Franklin for being a class act. Being a coach never stops, at least not for James Franklin. Though he's had countless classes of players come and go, he's always...
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“Put Your Name On It!”– Colts GM Chris Ballard Went Nuclear On Anonymous...
You have to commend Chris Ballard for going on this rant at the podium on behalf of his newly minted Indianapolis Colts wide receiver Adonai Mitchell. The former Georgia and Texas playmaker was...
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“You’re Not Going To Punt Too Much”– Caleb Williams Assures New Bears Punter...
Punters are people, too! The Iowa Hawkeyes football program has been the ultimate sadist's fantasy when it comes to what they produce on offense, so it wouldn't shock you to know that one of the best...
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“Such A Tired, Lazy Narrative”– Shane Beamer Defends Saints QB Spencer...
Imagine if you were 17 years old, and Netflix produced a reality show about you and your football team because you were that talented and legitimately merited such attention. That's what happened to...
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The Rams Reunited FSU Teammates Jared Verse & Braden Fiske With A Draft Day...
Get your tissues ready for this, because it's one of the most moving draft day phone calls you'll ever see. Jared Verse was the 19th overall pick in the 2024 NFL Draft, and the Los Angeles Rams boldly...
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Oklahoma City Thunder Star Jalen Williams Looked Like Kenny From ‘South Park’...
With a bunch of blowouts in the NBA playoffs on Sunday and Day 3 of the NFL Draft likely dominating the attention spans of most hardcore American sports fans as is, it'd be easy to lose sight of the...
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