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When your nickname is The Cheetah, "slowing down" probably isn't part of your MO. In the case of Miami Dolphins All-Pro receiver Tyreek Hill, he may want to take his foot off the gas in at least one aspect of his life and save all that world-class speed for the football field.
Sorry to be a little circumspect at the top here, but we must tread with care when it comes to Tyreek's whole paternity situation. For all
the highlights and huge stats he puts up as a football player, 'Reek may be an even more analogously prolific as a real-life player when all is said and done.
https://twitter.com/MailSport/status/1811509580528050329
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1811559669984272429
'Reek The Freak should be this guy's new moniker. If Charlie Sheen can have Tiger Blood, Tyreek Hill should have the rights to "Cheetah Seed." Not sure what Nick Cannon's baby making trademark is, but he has 12 children by six different women.
Maybe Tyreek's wife understands his Elon Musk-esque mission to put as many children into the world as possible, only in Elon's case, it's to breed hyper-intelligent offspring. For 'Reek, his kids have a shot at getting the ultimate athletic genetics.
Not here to judge other relationships or marriages. Some people "make their own rules" or are "OK with polyamory" or at least that's what they tell themselves. In any event, I feel for Keeta Vaccaro. She married Tyreek in November of last year. They were obviously in a serious relationship before that. They were quite a significant subplot in the Dolphins' version of
Hard Knocks.
On one hand, yeah, what a freaking lifestyle it must be to live with Tyreek Hill. It'd be hard to say no to that under a lot of circumstances. I just wonder what sort of foundation for a marriage this whole dynamic is. So many children by so many women. This exchange on WEEI Boston highlights how absurd it is that Tyreek managed to pull all this off.
https://twitter.com/TheGregHillShow/status/1811753639284785568
Like there must have been a deliberate effort made by Tyreek and all the women involved to conceive children. That or Tyreek just happens to be the most fertile dude in human history.
Again, let's avoid getting too preachy or moral high ground-y, but as electric as Tyreek is on the gridiron, I don't think anyone's mistaking him for a Boy Scout or a particularly awesome human being. Domestic violence is in his history, and although that's many years back, it still doesn't seem like he respects women to the degree that many of us aspire to. I'll leave it open that his wife and all his baby mamas are cool with all the polyamory.
Speaking of things that come in fives, Tyreek gave a peculiar list of top five quarterbacks in the NFL.
Patrick Mahomes was No. 1 of course. Then he named Tua Tagovailoa, Lamar Jackson, Dak Prescott, and
Baker Mayfield.
https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1811748007676612741
Sounds like Tyreek needs to get his head right, or at the very least, sort a lot of things out before the 2024 NFL season.
