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In this day and age, if you want something done, you've got to do it yourself.
Chicago native Jason Williams knows that, so when someone tried to burglarize his home, he took matters into his own hands. And by "matters," I mean he took a frying pan into his hands, then wielded it in order to deter and chase away the home intruder.
Obviously, good for Mr. Williams. Everyone has the right to protect their own home, and arguably the best part about it all was the fact that the Chicagoan continually updated his X account (formerly Twitter account) about how everything went down.
The social media world got its first update around 3:33 P.M. this afternoon, with Jason posting pictures of the culprit in custody and the frying pan he utilized:
"I just caught a f***ing burglar in my house. Holy sh*t. Almost killed him. Hit him with a frying pan! Got him!!!"
https://twitter.com/Bashido/status/1803889013100613809
I love that he's so proud of himself.
Just over 10 minutes after his first post, Jason added more to the story with another update. To showcase how much of a hurting he put on the burglar, Williams shared another photo of the culprit, this time getting checked out by a medical team by an ambulance:
"Here’s the guy that tried to burgle me. He’s lucky the cops came. I was putting a good beating on him... he owes me a new frying pan!"
https://twitter.com/Bashido/status/1803892200914456650
The TENACITY to say that the home intruder owes him a new frying pan. That's both top-tier comedy and true... he 100%
should be compensated with a new frying pan.
If you think that's where the story ends, you're
wrong. Like many other homes across the country, Jason Williams had his property rigged up with security cameras. His front porch Nest camera captured most of the frying-pan-pursuit in real time, and even showed Williams getting in more than a couple of good hits on the home intruder:
"Here is the video of the burglar being caught. Got some good licks inside and out back. 'Keystone Cops Theme' should be added for laughs. I’m okay. Guy is gonna have a headache tomorrow and was taken away by the ambulance."
https://twitter.com/Bashido/status/1803903323583713784
Way to go Jason Williams.
Obviously, we don't know a lot about the Chicago native other than he's pretty handy with a frying pan. These types of stories can always eventually lead to the public finding out the hero they crowned isn't that great of a person. But I can almost
virtually guarantee that Williams is trustworthy person just based upon another one of his posts that he put out not too long ago.
He's a Sturgill fan:
https://twitter.com/Bashido/status/1800900700664418788
Seems like a good man to me.
I'd even say that Sturgill should hook him up with some free tickets, but Williams spelled Johnny Blue Skies'
actual name wrong. Maybe he can get a free Kitchen Aid care package or something instead, since the Chicagoan is in the market for a new frying pan.
P.S. - This is not the "White Chocolate" nicknamed former basketball player Jason Williams, just in case there was any confusion.
