Having a totally normal holiday, eh?
We’re just one day away from the Fourth of July, the glorious celebration of America’s birthday and the adoption by the Second Continental Congress of the Declaration of Independence. It’s a time for all Americans to celebrate the birth of our nation and the freedoms that we have thanks to the greatest country in the history of the world.
But apparently not everybody is celebrating Independence Day this year.
Many liberals have taken to social media to declare not only that they won’t be celebrating on July 4th, but also announcing that the holiday is “canceled” and that nobody else should celebrate either.
According to one viral video, the 4th of July is “permanently canceled” because of…well, I’ll let him explain it:
“If you are able to go out this Friday and celebrate this country’s independence knowing the kind of sh-t that’s happening right now, knowing that we’re living in literal fascism… If you’re able to go out and celebrate this f—ing holiday, this independence, whatever the f–k this independence is, you are officially delusional. You have not paid attention any little bit, or you don’t care…
If freedom’s going to mean anything in this country, it has to belong to every single person. And until that day arrives, this holiday nothing but grilled burgers and fireworks covering up a deep, dark lie.”
@daghost_official The 4th of July is Permanently Cancelled!
Whatever that means.
And another woman says that the holiday is canceled “indefinitely.”
“So we can all collectively agree that we are not celebrating July 4th, right? As a matter of fact, we should be boycotting July 4th. Because what are we really celebrating, besides the genocidal conception of the United States of America?”
@wildlyabstruse BOYCOTT FOURTH OF JULY FOREVER
#boycott #fourthofjuly #july4th
This guy doesn’t beat around the bush, and basically reveals that it’s because of President Donald Trump that they’ve all got their panties in a wad and are going to spend the Fourth of July pouting instead of celebrating:
@theonecalledjai Please Share Everywhere
And in one of the most viral videos “canceling” the Fourth of July, a blue-haired liberal (sometimes the jokes write themselves) declares that
“I want to remind everybody that July 4th is f—ing canceled. It’s canceled. It means nothing. It’s trash. It’s garbage. It’s something we vomited up, apparently…
If I hear a single f—ing firework, if I see a f—ing barbeque out there… It’s canceled.”
Not sure what she plans to do if she sees fireworks or bbqs…she must not have gotten that far in her planning. But I have a feeling there’s not going to be any escaping either of those time-honored traditions so I hope she has a plan by now.
One person, though, knows EXACTLY what they’ll do if they see fireworks: They’ll sue for emotional damage.
@ashley202594
Totally normal reaction to people having fun and celebrating their country.
Of course most people aren’t buying into their nonsense. The comments are full of people replying with how they plan to celebrate our great country’s birthday, and the response videos themselves are pretty great:
@justin_danger_nunley Huge thanks to @TNT Fireworks and @Bailey White for the support for the Missing Parts Ride at @ECHD
@alaiagraceupongrace Sorry but in case y’all didn’t know there’s no way you physically cancel the 4th of July
@voice_of_change Oh you can’t? Because you’d be breaking another countries immigration laws? Got it.
I guess not everybody is canceling the Fourth of July.
As for me? I’ll be partying my star spangled a-s off at Chief’s on Broadway here in Nashville, eating some great Rodney Scott’s barbecue and watching the fireworks as I celebrate the greatest country in the world – just like I do every year.
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