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Blue Jays Fan Horrifies His Wife By Mooning The Cameras At Spring Training

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Blue Jays Fan Horrifies His Wife By Mooning The Cameras At Spring Training

Well, that’s one way to get 15 minutes of fame…

Usually it’s a young person that does something wild in the crowd to get a reaction but in this case, it was a full grown man who probably got a decent pay day from his buddy for dropping trow right behind home plate during a Spring Training game over the weekend.

The Toronto Blue Jays were taking on the Philadelphia Phillies in Dunedin, Florida recently and a man sitting front row was seen talking on the phone and laughing while Kody Clemens (son of the all-time great Roger Clemens) was in the batter’s box. He was sitting with who I presume to be his wife and they were having a grand old time, as you do at Spring Training. I’ve gone 6 straight years now and the atmosphere at those games is truly just centered around fun. Most people are making the trip down from cold northern climates to the beautiful place that is the Sunshine State, but when you take a bunch of dudes who haven’t seen the sun in months and feed them about 10 beers, things can get weird.

Well, this dude suddenly stands up, turns around, and moons everyone. His wife tried to stop him but this man would not be stopped and soon we all got a crazy visual of his butt crack, blasted out on public television to all corners of the Earth.

There is not a single doubt in my mind of the events that lead to this moment…

The guy calls his buddy back home and starts talking about how great it is down there and how much fun he’s having. The friend then turns on the game and says “Hey! I can see you on the TV. Wave to me!” The guy then probably does that and the two have a good laugh on the ability to communicate through the television airways.

Then, the friend dares the man to do what most would think unimaginable… “I bet you won’t moon the camera.” At first, the guy probably laughs it off until the friend hits him with a deal. “If you moon the camera I’ll Venmo you $500 right now!”

While the actual amount may be different, it was clearly enough for this guy to risk a public indecency charge and let the world see his pale bottom, assumingly much to the delight of his buddy at home.

This video went viral in a hurry when it got posted online and the comments are pure gold:

It goes without saying that I don’t condone this behavior but I won’t pretend that it’s not pretty funny… Even better is the fact that it was his own team’s pitcher that got a face-full of his rear-end, so he clearly wasn’t trying to sway the game in one way or the other.

Nope, this just proves that men are never fully grown up. You get a couple beers in you on a sunny and 75 day and next thing you know your buddy sitting in his living room thousands of miles away can convince you to moon the world. It’s almost a thing of beauty how simplistic of creatures we are.

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