Not a swear jar in sight at the Broken Skull Ranch.
While “Stone Cold” Steve Austin is doing wonders for the cat community, he’s arguably doing even more in his effort to normalize the f-bomb. Based upon his usage, he’s encouraging others to slide it into each and every sentence.
Now it’s not a hot take to say that dogs are more popular than cats. If you love your dog and post about it online, you are just seen as a passionate dog owner. If you send stuff out onto social media about your cat, you are seen as a crazy cat person.
I don’t know if Steve Austin set out to change that stereotype, but he’s effectively doing so whether he realizes it or not. Think of toughest people that you could name off the top of your head, and “Stone Cold” is comfortably in the top five… or at least he should be.
And guess what? He’s a cat guy, which can often be seen as a red flag. Actually, Austin might not be a “cat guy” as much as he is a “Pancho and Macho guy.” For those uninitiated, Pancho and Macho are the former WWE personality’s barn cats. “Stone Cold” obviously has a huge fan base, but you may not understand just how big of celebrities his barn cats Pancho – and now Macho – have become.
Fans get sneak peaks into Steve Austin’s relationship with his pet cats from time to time, and honestly, it’s incredibly wholesome. Probably one of the most wholesome things I’ve seen on social media in a long time. Here’s one of my personal favorites… a clip of Steve Austin talking to Poncho before he had to go out and shovel horse sh*t:
And like I said, now Macho – and additional cat that’s orange – has gotten into the mix at the Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Ranch in Nevada.
His latest video update on his beloved felines included both Pancho and Macho, and revolved around a recent haul that Stone Cold had gotten from Tractor Supply. The clip first opens up with Pancho walking along the tailgate of the truck, and the former wrestling star providing this commentary:
“That’s a solid ass cat right there. Now people on the last post said, ‘Man, Pancho done got fat.’ Well, I mean, he’s put on a pound or two, but who doesn’t during the winter? This motherf**ker ain’t trying to show off.”
That was the first of many f-bombs to come… and I’d also call that a truth bomb. Putting on a little winter weight is something that happens to everyone. Even Pancho.
Austin immediately spun that thought into a comparison to the more active hunter of the two cats: Macho. Apparently the orange cat is the more skilled and successful hunter of the pair:
“It’s Macho that’s been out here killing all those f**king voles. Hey Pancho, you need to get some steps in with Macho because that’s a traveling motherf**ker.”
There are f-bombs two and three by the way… for those keeping score at home.
Stone Cold Steve Austin goes on to call Macho a “caterpillar motherf**ker,” and drops a plethora of other f-bombs while showing off his two barn cats to the masses. Is it really that big of a deal? No, it’s not. But is it the perfect example of the more beautiful side of social media? You bet it is.
Check it out:
Just brilliant content creation, and so many f-bombs. Eight to be exact.
Listen… I know you’ve probably had enough of the adventures of Pancho and Macho and Steve Austin at this point (and you are probably asking, “Did this guy really write this much about Stone Cold Steve Austin and his cats?”), but just in case you haven’t, here’s some rapid fire posts that “Stone Cold” has shared recently.
Go ahead and give him a follow if you haven’t already to stay up to date on Steve Austin Pancho and Mach0:
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