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“Every Step Of His Waddle Was A Fart”– Former Rep. George Santos Says One Congressman Was Constantly “Crop Dusting” The House Floor

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“Every Step Of His Waddle Was A Fart” – Former Rep. George Santos Says One Congressman Was Constantly “Crop Dusting” The House Floor

We don’t deserve George Santos.

Of course I’ll be the first to admit that the guy wasn’t the best Congressman, but you can’t deny that he’s entertaining.

The former representative from the 3rd district of New York was a controversial figure during his time in Congress. Santos was elected in 2022 and became the first openly gay Republican in Congress, but questions quickly arose about whether he had lied about…well, pretty much everything in his biography.

In 2023, Santos was expelled from Congress following an ethics investigation that accused the Congressman of fraud, including the use of campaign funds for personal use, including (allegedly) over money spent on Hermés, botox, personal credit card bills, vacations, and OnlyFans subscriptions. And later that year, Santos was indicted in federal court on 13 charges related to his financial crimes, including seven counts of wire fraud, three counts of money laundering, one count of theft of public funds, and two counts of making materially false statements to the House of Representatives.

Santos ended up pleading guilty in August to wire fraud and aggravated identity theft, while also admitting to the rest of the charges, and is facing up to 22 years in prison when he’s sentenced in April.

But in the meantime, Santos is the gift that keeps on giving.

The outspoken former Congressman has managed to keep his name out there through podcast appearances, interviews, and on social media with his unfiltered takes and hilarious insight from his time in Congress.

He recently sat down with Jim Norton for an appearance on his podcast, Jim Norton Can’t Save You, and during their conversation Santos was asked which member of Congress has the worst breath. Which is the kind of insight you’re only going to get from somebody like Santos.

While he didn’t answer that question, he did shed some light on the hygiene habits of one of his former colleagues, revealing that one of his fellow reps from New York apparently smells like a walking fart.

“I can say this with no mental reservation. The worst body odor in Congress is definitely Jerry Nadler.

Jerry Nadler would waddle down that aisle and crop dust it. It was like every step of his waddle was a fart. The dude just stinks.”

Yeah, I can see that.

Nadler, a Democrat representative from New York, has served in the House since 1992 after 15 years in the state legislature. And it’s not the first time Nadler has been accused of…well, ripping ass.

A few years ago, a video went viral of Nadler awkwardly shuffling off stage, and many online believed that it was because he had pooped his pants.

The incident even caught the attention of comedian Tom Segura, who along with his wife and Your Mom’s House podcast co-host devoted an entire segment to trying to figure out if Nadler had actually shit himself. (Their conclusion was that he obviously had).

If history is any indication, it sounds like this may be one thing Santos isn’t lying about. And honestly, it doesn’t surprise me. If you had to ask me which Congressman I thought walked around crop dusting all day, Nadler would be pretty high on the list.

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