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Happy Valentine’s Day to all who celebrate.
Whether you’re sad because you’re alone, thrilled about being alone and not with your loser of an ex-boyfriend or situationship, or happily together with your lover, Valentine’s Day can be celebrated in a multitude of ways.
For those of you who are spending the day with your loved one, many men and women are spending their morning and early afternoon doing the last-minute scramble as they search for a Valentine’s Day gift. And yes, I know this for a fact. I went down to my local Whole Foods today to grab a smoothie, and when I told you, the flower department was POPPING. Based on my market research, there will be a lot of lucky women getting beautiful bouquets.
But if you haven’t yet made it out to get your gift for this evening, might I point you in the direction of another gift option? And yes, I am certified to give this advice—well, not really, but as a woman, I feel qualified enough to speak on this subject.
Don’t get me wrong, getting a bouquet of flowers is more than lovely. But let’s all face it: if you are with a man who treats you right, you’re expecting to get flowers, a card, and maybe a sweet treat today. However, being surprised and getting something you weren’t expecting is always lovely.
So, fellas, if you really want to wow your lady with something that won’t break the bank and you live in Texas… you’re in luck! Head on down to your local H.E.B. and snag your woman a heart-shaped ribeye.
Yep. You read that right. Ditch the flowers and get her a steak.
Really, it’s the Valentine’s Day gif that keeps on giving, especially if you don’t have dinner plans tonight. You don’t have to spend a fortune on a gift that doubles as a date night. And to add a cherry on top of the sundae, if you’re handling the Pit Boss, you get some peace and quiet from our nagging while you cook it to a perfect medium rare.
It’s a win for every party involved…and who doesn’t love a good steak night?
So, fellas, if you really want to make your girl feel loved this Valentine’s Day, get moving to the store to snag one of these bad boys and maybe bring home a new Champion Barrel Charcoal Smoker while you’re at it… Guys deserve nice presents too!
If y’all have enough cold snacks later, you can reenact a scene from the viral steak-obsessed TikTok couple. But if you go down that road, I’m begging you to keep that private…my eyes have been violated enough watching them on my For You Page.
Some things should stay off the internet…
@sandydrezner My type of afties #fyp #steak #datenight ♬ original sound – Sandydrezner
Before you go, check out some of the comments left on the original steak video. These comments should sell you on getting one for your lady.
“Say less. I’m on my way.”
“Omg, I wish we had this store.”
“Our local butcher is doing the same.”
“Oh, somebody cooked here.”
“OMG HEB EXPAND YOUR STORES TO OTHER STATES.”
“DAMN, this would work on my country ass ex! Do they sell this anywhere else ??”
“Spectacular, give me 14 of ’em.”
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