Dad Makes TikTok Debut & Immediately Goes Viral Popping Off Beer Bottle Cap With Tape Measure

I can't believe we are in jeopardy of losing this app when creators like Bob are just stepping into the scene. Talk about a TikTok debut! We are in what might be the final days of TikTok, although I am in the group that thinks the app really isn't going away and that Trump will address it as soon as he enters office. While some people are now okay with the app's demise thanks to Jackson Mahomes' return, I am mourning the thought of losing it after stumbling upon this gem on an older man named Bob. Now, Bob only had one video on his account, which he uploaded earlier this week, and he's cracked the code to becoming viral from that one upload. (There goes my years of posting without a viral moment.) The video had garnered over six million views and 1.3 million likes in three days. No caption, no hashtags, no nothing... just great content and enough swag to sink the Titanic. So, what could a man named Bob wearing a Carhart shirt tucked into khakis be doing that would instantly go viral? Well, that's what I am here to tell you, folks, as your dutiful Whiskey Riff journalists. Bob just showed the world THE BEST party trick. Bob knocked the top off a bottle of beer with a tape measure. Granted, the cap was already loose, but still, pretty cool. It's kind of like sabering a champagne bottle but the blue collar, garage fridge, dad beer version.

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If this is how Bob makes his TikTok debut, what else does he have up his sleeve? We need to keep this app for the sole purpose of seeing what else he posts. Rightfully so, Bob received many comments on this video, even from big brands like Häagen-Dazs. Check them out. "Hell of a debut, Bob." "I see my future, and it's bright." "Adding this to my CV." "Damn it, Bob, that was outstanding." "Innovation that excites." "No captions, no hashtags. I was meant to see this today." "Levels of swag previously considered impossible." "You know what, hell yeah, Bob." "On the first post? This man is Rookie of the Year." "Smooth with it." "Bob might have pulled off the greatest debut this app has ever seen." "Incredible use of free will." "THEY CAN'T TAKE THIS FROM US." "Ultimate rizz, everyone else should just give up now." "In before the end of the app, we're grateful brother." "I'm going to miss the Americans, really." "How does one figure that can be done?" "Hell yeah, pops." If you're my boss and notice that my productivity has declined for the rest of the day, know I am out of the office doing some market research to master Bob's skills. By the end of the weekend, I will be a smooth with it as this legend.