“I Can Fix Her”– Columbian Hitwoman Nicknamed “The Doll” Was Arrested & Instantly Captured The Hearts Of Men Across The Globe

Maybe she just hasn't met the right guy yet? One of the strangest trends in recent years is people's infatuation with true crime. Sure, I understand why learning about a case here or there is interesting, who hasn't gone down a rabbit hole or two, but there's people out there (my wife being one of them) who will binge any and all content related to murders, kidnappings, robberies, and tales of people's lives gone completely astray. There's an entire industry dedicated to bringing stories of some truly horrendous people to the masses, and while I'll stop short of saying they're making them celebrities, some of these criminals tend to get themselves a little fan club going, especially when they're easy on the eyes. Remember the infamous hot guy mug shot that went viral back in 2014? The guy with the tear drop tattoo and blue eyes? His name was Jeremy Meeks and women were willing to look past the CVS receipt length rap sheet racked up during his time with the Crips (including robbery, corporal injury to a child, weapons possession, and Grand Theft) just because he happened to be a good looking fella. After serving his time in prison, he was immediately signed to a modeling agency and did work for Tommy Hilfiger, graced the covers of multiple fashion magazines, and now is an actor, proving that the weird world of entertainment is willing to look past just about anything if you have the right shaped jaw line. https://twitter.com/notgwendalupe/status/1805822287217836451 More recently we saw "The Queen Of Chaos" win over the hearts of desperate men online but right now dudes from all over the globe are falling head over heels for another criminal, this one with a much darker past...

Karen Julieth Ojeda Rodriguez, AKA "The Doll"

Columbian police have arrested Karen Julieth Ojeda Rodriguez, a 23 year old from Santander, Columbia, for her connections with multiple targeted gang killings, including one of her ex-boyfriend on July 23rd of this year. According to Infobae, Rodriguez, known as "La Muñeca" ("The Doll"), is accused of leading a network of hitmen responsible for numerous retribution style murders. Journalist Jacobo Solano Cerchiaro dubbed her the most "feared" hitwoman in all of Santander, which has one of the highest murder rates in the country. Details of her other alleged crimes are scarce (or written in Spanish which I don't speak) but her ex-boyfriend's death was something straight out of a movie. According to reports, she called him to met and work out a monetary dispute, but when he arrived two men drove by on a motorcycle and opened fire, killing him on the spot. Authorities are requesting high-security for her as the true extent of her network and power is still unknown, but it's believed she was rapidly climbing up the ranks of the Columbian criminal underground. https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1864922571633729930

The Internet Responds

There's one thing I've left out to this point that you probably noticed from the video above... Rodriguez is pretty dang good looking in that wild and crazy type of way, there's just no way around it. Of course, that doesn't excuse her for ending the lives of potentially dozens of people, but there's more than a few dudes online that thinks she deserves a second chance. She got them crazy eyes though... Just take a look at some of these comments about "The Doll" https://twitter.com/alex_tha_greatt/status/1865003178371981420 https://twitter.com/Alpha_capitaL__/status/1864970985654329544 https://twitter.com/cordellbear/status/1864924620811571354 https://twitter.com/aviator1990/status/1864927531448832130 https://twitter.com/xbtFred/status/1864949761838645429 https://twitter.com/csuwildcat/status/1865047202864812403 https://twitter.com/ChaseMit/status/1864984345074631001 https://twitter.com/TheSamerAli/status/1865033742131003815 And there's plenty more where that came from. There's also plenty of people saying that Aubrey Plaza has a new movie roll carved out for her and to be honest I'd go see that one in theaters for no reason other than I think the role suits her personality and skillset perfectly. Yep, no other reasons at all... You never know what is going to happen on the interwebs, that's for sure. https://twitter.com/LongTplexTrader/status/1865037209302098383