Ring Girl Sydney Thomas Turned Out To Be The Real Star Of The Pathetic Mike Tyson-Jake Paul Fight On Netflix

Netflix, Jake Paul, and Mike Tyson duped millions of people into watching a 27-year-old box with a 58-year-old. Many of us believed that maybe if Paul got close enough, Iron Mike could dig deep for one knockout blow. Instead, reality hit hard, Paul and Tyson basically stood across from each other half the fight, and Paul won by decision. Could've probably sent Tyson to the canvas, but instead, preserved the legendary fighter's dignity by going the distance in eight rounds. So thank goodness ring girl Sydney Thomas was around to save the day. https://twitter.com/wagernukes/status/1857642833131237414 https://twitter.com/hoglovermike/status/1857646718780657770 If you were too distracted by Tyson's a**less chaps during his pre-fight interview, I don't blame you. I was too. Then the fight itself was so boring, and in retrospect, I should've cared more about the undercard. Mario Barrios and Abel Ramos slugged it out for 12 rounds in a bout many people praised, and the highly anticipated rematch between Katie Taylor and Amanda Serrano was a far worthier main event than the Paul-Tyson anticlimax. But really, the climax of the evening for many men and lady-loving women probably came from Sydney Thomas. The first video and image I shared was just a sampler. https://twitter.com/jerryberry1973/status/1857129172235071716 https://twitter.com/BaddiesBae_/status/1857619607395131685 https://twitter.com/notbusinessweek/status/1857758809042858451 His words not mine! I'm basically asexual at this point when it comes to women who look like Ms. Thomas. Not because I'm, like, an incel, but because seeing her is more akin to seeing, like, a unicorn or something. Like surely she can't be real. Of course she is real. Damn who am I turning into, that crazy Tiffany Gomas lady on the plane? Anyway, when you're drawing Sydney Sweeney comparisons, you're probably doing something right in life. Or you're just extremely, extremely blessed. https://twitter.com/redactedrain/status/1857646592154583221 Thomas is an alum of the University of Alabama and, you guessed it, a model who just got her first experience as a ring girl not long before this. She's also donned the famous Victoria's Secret angel outfit. Won't spam you with a bunch of Instagram posts, but here's a mere few. https://www.instagram.com/p/DBHxs4jxQdE/?igsh=MXV5dzVzcHR5aGt5Zw%3D%3D&img_index=1 https://www.instagram.com/p/DB17p0hx8Uk/?igsh=MW52eXNhdm44OHF3YQ%3D%3D&img_index=1 https://www.instagram.com/p/DCZjA9Ix0lk/?igsh=MTR1c3F2OWhqcnd4ag%3D%3D&img_index=1 That ring girl debut in Puerto Rico must've caught the eye of the Paul-Tyson promoters, or maybe Thomas was already on their radar. It's quite obvious why you'd want a woman of Thomas' talents, endowments, assets, and what have you as a ring girl. The more I try to tiptoe around Thomas' massive BOOBS, the weirder it's getting. So there you go. There I said it. She can get it. She's got 'em. BIG BOOBS! They're practically hitting me in the face from my laptop screen. Suffice it to say, Sydney Thomas and her chest made quite the impression. I'll just let the users of X/Twitter speak for themselves to describe the miracle they bore witness to on Friday night and into Saturday morning. https://twitter.com/flapprdotnet/status/1857666155042746701 https://twitter.com/highimwayne/status/1857657474880274754 https://twitter.com/30problemz/status/1857647942884053086 https://twitter.com/scubaryan_/status/1857676290247082332 https://twitter.com/deafyinzer/status/1857660722597044391 https://twitter.com/TheHungryL3mur/status/1857672759058288755 https://twitter.com/typawgs/status/1857664855861506460 Shout out to Ms. Thomas for being an absolute rocket, and for adding something of a sultry entertainment factor to Friday's fight night proceedings that Mike Tyson's 58-year-old bare bottom never could. Maybe now some people will have a far more welcome lasting image from the circus-like Paul-Tyson spectacle. I can't think of a better way to play you out than to invoke Austin Powers in Goldmember. You know the scene, or if you don't, I hope you enjoy this masterclass in alternative terminology. https://youtu.be/Ur70FCXFnGo?si=cafeuiYzmDPu99Ri&t=44