For better or worse, Florida Man Joe Malinowski (aka Lieutenant Dan) captured the hearts and minds of many Americans when he valiantly rode out Hurricane Milton in his modest-sized boat.
Not exactly breaking news that Lieutenant Dan may not be a great guy. Multiple run-ins with the law — some more innocuous than others — some family estrangement and a streaming deal that led to a racial slur in his debut paint a not-so-pretty portrait of the guy.
But guess what? Whether you want to laugh at his expense, or you're still an unwavering admirer, you can get some one-on-one face time with Lieutenant Dan for only 30 bucks.
That's right. Cameo announced on Wednesday that Lieutenant Dan is in the [digital] building.
https://twitter.com/BookCameo/status/1849108362538914301
If you're so inclined, you can fork over a modest fee for specialized message from the one and only real-life Lieutenant Dan, who goes by the Cameo username "jaysea331" and offers a variety of prompts. Those include a happy birthday message, asking a question, getting advice, or receiving a pep talk.
Had to go down a bit of a rabbit hole to figure out what the peanut butter image was in reference to, but apparently those who've had charitable hearts toward Lieutenant Dan's cause have given him a lot of peanut butter. Or it's only about somebody who got him two 40-ounce helpings of Jif creamy peanut butter instead of a 16-ouncer like he requested. Hard to say for certain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sieDpq-yNKg
Between his lucrative GoFundMe initiative, whatever he got from that streaming deal with Kick and this Cameo setup, I'd say Lieutenant Dan is doing pretty well for himself all things considered.
