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The ostentatious opulence and downright decadence
fueled by mint juleps and avarice at the Kentucky Derby are enough to make anyone's head spin without the aid of the Run for the Roses' booze of choice.
However, if you can get past all that, there is something to be said for the impeccable fashion sense of the rich and the famous when it comes to the mind-melting headgear they rock annually at Churchill Downs for the big race.
https://twitter.com/NBCPhiladelphia/status/1786496976218886359
Thanks to the round-up prowess of several other contributors on the social medias, we have ourselves a look at the best hats from this year. Once again, they are as baffling and silly as they are exceptional achievements of designing craftsmanship.
https://twitter.com/CanterburyPark/status/1786815582777618665
https://twitter.com/pnwswiftie/status/1786797719132196944
https://twitter.com/happymimi13/status/1786813307384373424
https://twitter.com/KentuckyDerby/status/1786723350787596667
https://twitter.com/FallonTonight/status/1786777468566671834
https://twitter.com/Maggie_Kimmitt/status/1786739901557256533
https://twitter.com/KentuckyDerby/status/1786813881043632498
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1786805659230405068
Already I'm quite impressed with the initial reveals from this year. It's only going to escalate as the 6:57 p.m. ET post time gets closer and TV/streaming coverage ramps up. Suffice it to say, if this is a mere appetizer to the main course, we're on track for a hell of a 2024 Kentucky Derby in terms of headdresses. Salute to the Kentucky State Police for taking on the near-impossible task of wrangling such a chaotic band of humans, too:
https://twitter.com/kystatepolice/status/1786817394700079111
All those hats are pretty cool. I'm more partial to this piece of incredible memorabilia shared on Saturday: A signed Kentucky Derby hat from the owner and jockey of eventual Triple Crown winner Secretariat.
https://twitter.com/rhcobb/status/1786813083752476682
I know that's technically not in the running for highest fashion honors at Churchill Downs. Nevertheless, what a job preserving the cap that well for all these years. Secretariat won five major races as a 2-year-old before a historic 1973 season in which he rattled off six huge victories in addition to triumphs at the Derby, Preakness Stakes and Belmont Stakes.
The force of nature nicknamed Big Red set speed records at all three of those races, winning the Belmont by 31 lengths. His time at Churchill Downs still stands as the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV4drumXbA4
Back to the zanier brands of headgear, though. DraftKings collected some of the better ones from years past, which could easily be mistaken for being from this year in absence of any clarification to the contrary. But I digress.
https://twitter.com/DraftKings/status/1786787580643516462
https://twitter.com/DraftKings/status/1786789340187627997
For further reading and celebration of the Kentucky Derby's famous hats, check out the piece below. Additionally, if you've never read Hunter S. Thompson's piece titled,
The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent and Depraved, it's one of the greatest works of narrative pseudo-nonfiction in the history of mankind. Can't recommend it enough.
https://twitter.com/wwd/status/1786374397575499804
