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Prolific armed bank robbery criminal and Kansas City Chiefs fanatic Xaviar Babudar, aka Chiefsaholic, was sentenced to 17.5 years in prison on NFL kickoff Thursday. Sounds like bummer timing, but let's face it, Chiefsaholic deserves what's coming to him.
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1831746480589136272
https://twitter.com/rgordon561/status/1831753557160423826
Thursday's sentencing all but ensures Chiefsaholic will miss his beloved team's Week 1 matchup against the Baltimore Ravens tonight. Or at least he should. Can't the Chiefs take an "L" somewhere, whether it's their fandom or on the field in the playoffs one of these days?
If you don't think the American justice system is totally rigged, explain how Chiefsaholic got sentenced on the day his team was beginning their quest for an unprecedented Super Bowl three-peat. Rampant corruption. Clear-cut collusion. Those bureaucrats were trying to deny my man one last gasp at joy before being placed behind bars for almost two decades.
Yeahno. That bit won't extend any further. I tried. Here's how some folks are reacting on social media. The long and short of it: They're taking the news very, very well.
https://twitter.com/con__clark/status/1831747144279322911
https://twitter.com/Jaquavion_567/status/1831745250546643296
https://twitter.com/TheFFRealist/status/1831752020644229158
https://twitter.com/JackOBrienNFL/status/1831751773041696874
https://twitter.com/freedompimp2012/status/1831746729206600098
https://twitter.com/DKSportsbook/status/1831747436714311794
https://twitter.com/LanceMoser/status/1831747483669508446
https://twitter.com/IrrelevantScott/status/1831725427188027773
https://twitter.com/Billyhottakes/status/1831751627339972885
https://twitter.com/rebetapp/status/1831746062190793155
Chiefsaholic really authored one of the wildest arcs in the history of sports fandom. Being a weirdo who dresses up in animalistic garb that has nothing to do with the Chiefs, acting like an idiot like millions of other NFL fanatics, happening to somehow stand out, that happening to intersect with
Patrick Mahomes' rapid ascent as Tom Brady's only legit GOAT challenger, and of course the fame that followed. What a freaking rocket ship. Like
Hawk Tuah Girl in a way. But then, Mr. Babudar blew it by being a full-on felon. Ouch!!
Now we just need Hawk Tuah Girl to be like a kleptomaniac or something. She could combine her alleged bedroom seduction skill set with stealing a bunch of sh*t from unsuspecting dudes. Then she could backlog all her conquests in a true crime podcast, drop all the episodes all at once, and go off-grid or get in a police chase to go out in a blaze of glory. That'd be far more interesting than whatever else she's about to do.
