Authentic cowboys in Nashville? Good luck with that. Best we can do here is a frat boy from an SEC school with a cowboy hat they bought on Broadway.

Texas. The place you're looking for is Texas.
Definitely Texas.
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This person wanted to make sure the bars accepted credit cards...in 2024.

This person didn't want to get sucked into the tourist traps and wanted to make sure they could stick to authentic local restaurants.

Tank tops after 6pm? Don't they know Nashville is a classy place? Oh wait I just read the comment, never mind, take your titties out.

They're only asking because they want to know which bars they should avoid walking under.

Probably at his house because that's where his lawyer told him to stay.

It depends on whether or not you get arrested while you're here.

Gotta make sure to reserve a spot at...Kid Rock's bar.

This person thought "Nash-Vegas" meant something different.

Nothing like planning your vacation around a bar that has a "Cadillac P*ssy" sign on the wall.

You don't walk back to your hotel from Kid Rock's bar anyway. You crawl, or you take a ride in the back of a police car.

Wrong city...
