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Old rivalries die hard in the AFC East. The Buffalo Bills and their fans have earned a certain amount of sh*t-talking leniency. They've owned the division since Tom Brady left the New England Patriots, but as long as
Aaron Rodgers stays healthy this year, the New York Jets (along with the Dolphins) figure to seriously challenge the Bills in their quest for a fifth straight divisional crown.
Other than Rodgers, one of the more valuable Jets is stud cornerback Sauce Gardner. A lot of haters believe he holds or interferes on the vast majority of his coverage snaps, which is why he's developed such a stellar reputation as a first-team All-Pro. Welp, Sauce pushed back against that narrative when some Bills Mafia troll came after him in an unrelated post about
his emerging passion for golf.
https://twitter.com/iamSauceGardner/status/1826387613844210064
Our lady here could've just taken this in stride and not responded, letting everyone believe that she did, in fact, message Sauce sometime with an OnlyFans link. It's one of those rumors you'd wish was true. Alas, Sauce was just engaging in some harmless troll-on-troll crime on the Internet.
https://twitter.com/kalli_mariakis/status/1826955265825988653
Damnit, Kalli Mariakis. Why did you have to burst our bubbles like this? To her credit, she was just one of many, many fans who Sauce probably catches grief from on a regular basis, and he simply decided to single her out. It's not like she was deliberately clout chasing like so many sad souls on social media.
Mrs. Mariakis — making an assumption that she shares a surname with her husband, apologies to the madam if that isn't the case — could've responded in far more vitriolic fashion, but her measured follow-up led to millions of impressions and probably a lot of gained followers.
https://twitter.com/kalli_mariakis/status/1826968230776226056
Shouldn't she start an OnlyFans now, though? This viral 15 minutes of fame seems like the ideal launchpad for it. Just kidding. OF gives me and many others the ick. Since Elon Musk's X/Twitter has given
the green light to all adult content, stumbling upon an OnlyFans personality (or their, ahem, content) in the comments of any given viral tweet is almost a given.
A-plus job by Sauce here, though — even if it came at the cost of amplifying a rival fan's social media reach.
